ready4sumfootball said:

Ninjew said:

Sorry, but this is not the EVIL Doctor Smith.

This is the goofy, nutty, pedophile Doctor Smith.

Please Try Again.

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Curses! That’s the only Dr. Smith I could find!

Will this do?

Actually, you should have done the search by his full name of Doctor Zachary Smith.  More choices there.  Evil Smith was only present for the first season (well, most of it) until the actor (Jonathan Harris) realized that an evil character would be written out, so he started to make his character a bit more of a coward and a bumbler.  By the end of the series, Doctor Smith and Will Robinson (with The Robot) pretty much ran things (which pissed the hell out of Guy Williams, the show’s REAL star).

Here’s a pic of Evil Smith, playing chess with The Robot:

Once he started wearing the stupid jumpsuit instead of his Colonel’s uniform, he stopped being evil.

And that’s - one to grow on.

ready4sumfootball said:

How about an Alphie II? 

 

 
Oh.  Yeah.  Here ya’ go.

Now here’s a challenge.

Show me "Uncle Croc" you croc-a-roonies!

Show me the most awesome robot ever (no mst3k plz)

Its all a matter of opinion of course.

I kick my robots old school.

Show me more fabric than I can shake a stick at.

 (Edit! Delete robot pic and add…)

That enough? Or can you shake the stick more than that?

Show me the greatest secert agent in the world under 6 inches tall!

Not actual size (he’s only an inch high).

Give me an even more obscure Hanna-Barbera cartoon.

now bring me a picture of FABRIC

Lots and lots of fabric–textiles, bolts , etc……

not a pile of clothes!  **pouts**

Is this enough?

And for your information Inch High Private Eye isn’t a secret agent. He’s a private eye.

So I still need the greatest secret agent in the world under 6 inches tall.

nummymuffin said:

   Can I just interect here?  I STILL HAVE this and my Dr. Spock (WITH PHASER still intact thank you very much!)

Please tell me you saying "Dr. Spock" was a joke. Please… 

fifthrate said:

nummymuffin said:

   Can I just interect here?  I STILL HAVE this and my Dr. Spock (WITH PHASER still intact thank you very much!)

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Please tell me you saying "Dr. Spock" was a joke. Please… 

  No.  I meant DR. Spock

  HE has a baby book under his arm.

  wearing a lab coat.

  but no pointy ears

 OF COURSE I meant MR. Spock. 

And yes, that was a BEAUTIFUL amount of wonderful fabric….

***drools and covets***

fifthrate said:

So I still need the greatest secret agent in the world under 6 inches tall.

 

Find me the most awesome pistol. 

Captain Hygiene said:

Find me the most awesome pistol. 

 

A pistol ring.  Also known as "The Femme Fatale"  It’s a six shooter too!

Find me an unusual image of a fife and drum.

Unusualness sold separately.

Since we’re on musical instruments, show me a trombone with not a slide, but a valve. 

I want to be a happy king!

Where’s my peeps? 

By the way, he’s the happy king, not me. I need the instrument that makes me a happy king.

Trumpet it is, but not a valve trumpet. A slide trumpet.

A man in a chicken suit and two other guys in a bunny suit, all in the same picture.

ready4sumfootball said:

A man in a chicken suit and two other guys in a bunny suit, all in the same picture.

Sir, what you have asked is impossible. I have been forced to alter reality itself to comply with your order.

Find me a cool suit for Halloween. 

Captain Hygiene said:

Sir, what you have asked is impossible.

Oh, not so.